MOA Delighted with losing $4.50 per minute.

MOA Delighted with losing $4.50 per minute.

 “It was getting close for a while” MOA boss Geoff Ross relieved with loss.

“It was getting close for a while” MOA boss Geoff Ross relieved with loss.

Some staggering maths released today by the number 1 rated brewery in New Zealand for 12 pack sales in supermarkets confirmed that that losing $6575.34 per day is not as bad as losing $8219.17 per day.

Shareholders high fived as the good news dropped on NBR this morning. One shareholder remarking. “I’m so thrilled the CEO and board can continue with their well earned remuneration packages while enduring a such losses, they look confident, so I feel confident”

 The Auckland based company were thrilled they have managed to buck the national trend since its conception by going in the opposite direction to most other micro breweries. Panhead’s Mike Nielson speaking from his 2017 Range Rover Sport was staggered with the result, “I just don’t know how they did it, we worked at it for 3 years and had to sell to Lion because our growth was unmanageable, I’m happy for them”

Ross did warn investors though, “Enjoy this purple patch because next year will be different, with no Lions tour or America’s cup our Rugby, Racing & Rebranding campaign will need rethinking.”

Good George to rebuild Christchurch Cathedral.

Good George to rebuild Christchurch Cathedral.

Austin Powers comes to Beervana

Austin Powers comes to Beervana